Hailing from Centreville, Virginia senior Michaela Reardon is wanted for stealing the spotlight all the way in space. Since her freshman year, she’s been under police surveillance for her role as a soprano in MEMO, but she’s recently taken her tunes out of this world with GE Aviation. This unstoppable songstress must be stopped to return the spotlight.
Wanted: Killer Coffee
When Jessica Levy isn’t mastering biology or belting out alto tunes in MEMO, she’s taking up a much more dangerous pastime - making killer coffee. This elusive Hokie is wanted across the nation for caffeinating her peers to a deadly degree. If you spot her with a threatening cup of joe, immediately report her whereabouts to the Starbucks crime hotline.
Wanted: Painting With The Colors of the Wind
Tyler Thrift may have first stepped foot on Chesterfield, Virginia, but he made his first significant mark in history by saving Gotham from villains. Even before graduating the secret services of Hokies, Tyler has been busting his moves here and there with one stroke of his brush. No villain has defeated the great Tyler because he has been painting the colors of the wind with his numbing beats, killer tunes, and ninja chopping, dicing, and sizzling skills (and obviously, “sizzling looks”). If you start seeing the colors of the wind, remain calm and call the police.
Wanted: Fleeing the Country
Born and raised in Sterling Virginia, TJ Davis seems like your typical “NOVA kid.” However, he decided that life just wasn’t cutting it and decided to flee the country. He is currently “studying” abroad with the Creating Sustainable Social Change Abroad Program, although he’s reportedly been seen wandering the streets of Barcelona instead. Help authorities seize him and extradite him back to the country so he can make his May 2016 graduation.
Wanted: Giving Away Affection for Free
Sanjana Venkatraman isn’t your typical criminal, but she’s posing a dire threat to the community. A sophomore Virginia Tech student from Fairfax, Virginia, Sanjana is causing chaos by freely given away affection. This act is disturbing the peace by inciting undue amounts of smiles and friendship in the community. If a woman approaches you and offers free affection, please report to your local police.
Wanted: Washing His Cat
Wolfe Glick is so smart that he has discovered a new form of animal hygiene, cat washing. When he isn’t studying for his Business Information Technology classes, he can be found jamming out to the karaoke version of Duke of Earl by Gene Chandler all while finding clean water alternatives. Glick is so into being clean, he is wanted for washing his very unwilling cat. Because he is so good with computers he has been able to evade the cops so far. For the love of cats everywhere, listen closely and help us find Wolfe.
Wanted: Escaping a Disney Movie
Those who know Shannon Holcombe, a junior for Fairfax, Virginia, might know her from her seemingly innocent involvement in Mixed Emotions or the HighTechs. However, if you listen closely you may catch her humming a plethora of Disney tunes. That’s because Shannon isn’t who she appears to be - she’s escaped from a Disney movie, and police are working diligently to return her. She’s been on the run from her Disney roots for most of her life, but with your help and listening skills we can apprehend this criminal.
Wanted: Dangerous Dance Moves
Evacuate the dance floor because this girl’s wanted for some dangerous dance moves. Dancing since before she could walk, she got the attention of the authorities in Northern Virginia at an early age. Since coming to Tech, she has been seen killin’ it at parties and breaking hearts along the way as she studies for her psychology exams. If you see her, please alert the authorities before she destroys the TOTS dance floor.
Wanted: Lookin' Too Sharp, It's Dangerous
Avert your eyes because Robbie looks so sharp it’s blinding. Born and raised in Egg Town Harborship, New Jersey, Robbie escaped the New Jersey police to pose as an Industrial Design major at Virginia Tech. He successfully evaded the authorities his freshman year but everyone can tell he’s secretly a super model. If found, alert the fashion police because Robbie is too good-lookin’ to be on the loose.
Wanted: Wouldn't You Like To Know
Sophomore, Tricia Blackmon, is a University Studies major and Young Life College Leader. In her free time she loves hiking, sports, running, spending time with her friends, and photography. She is so involved nobody knows what she is wanted for, but one thing is for sure, she’s on the run. With your help we can find Tricia and discover just exactly why she went running for the woods last week.
Wanted: Go-To Girl
Known to the Most Wanted crowd as “Triz,” Rachel caught the attention of the police for her status as the “go-to girl” amongst the Mixed Emotions crime family. She is also known for her involvement in Gamma Phi Beta at Virginia Tech. Triz is especially dangerous because gets the job done. If you see her, contact the police. If you need a job done, contact her.
Wanted: Hair Too on Point
A freshman from Harrisonburg, VA, Andrew Taylor spends all his free time at the barber shop. As you might can guess, he is wanted for his hair being too on point. His blonde hair rivals that Justin Bieber swag and just might bring you to your knees. If found, please shave off these beautiful locks so we can all be saved from hair envy.
Wanted: Setting the Aux Cord on Fire
Grab a fire extinguisher because freshman, Ethan Ludwick, is here for arson. With a deep-rooted love for Grease songs, he’s ready to set the aux cord on fire. His future in Physics and Math may just go up in flames when authorities put a halt on his musical fury. In the meantime, we can only hope the new Blacksburg Fire Department finishes construction ASAP.
Wanted: Beat Trafficking
As a member of the Class of 2019, Omar “OJ” Jastaniah is new to the game. However, he’s not new to beat trafficking. He may seem like your typical engineer, but he’s really a smooth criminal ready to smuggle the sickest beats into MEMO concerts. Help put a stop to this dangerous trade and report this beatboxer to authorities immediately.
Wanted: Killer Cheekbones
Sean Kim is new to the most wanted list and has caught the attention of officials for his killer cheekbones. His rendition of Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You has been leaving broken hearts everywhere. Sean has devastated the Virginia Tech Campus and must be stopped. If you see him, resist the urge to stroke those angelic features and alert the police.
Wanted: Stealing Charm
Tully Saul is a freshman from Roanoke studying Civil Engineering and Business. In his free time he can be found in the great outdoors, or stealing hearts by playing tickling the ivories or playing his guitar. Tully’s charm has been causing quite a ruckus lately on the Virginia Tech campus, it has gotten so bad he has started affecting people’s schoolwork. He has to be stopped! With your expertise he can be found and you can help save hearts and GPA’s everywhere.